“really?”

cindy翻了一个“那还用说”的白眼，把脚放下来，正襟危坐，好像要准备谈什么事关国计民生的国家大事：

“i’magirl,right?i’vehadboyfriends.igotasayinthisstaff.yougottabelieveme,matty,markmywords——womenhaveneeds.justgoandmeettheneeds.makeyourwomanhappy.”

华诤觉得表姐背后放着万道金光——简直就是上天派来拯救他的天使！

“butidon’tknowhowtobringitup.ilovemygirlfriendtoomuch.idon’twant...”

“wowwow”

cindy双掌向外，像在推着什么东西：

“waitaminute,matty,mathew,mattwa.waitaminute!yousaidaaayouloveher?areyousure?loveisabigword.wedon’tuseitunlesswereallyfeelit.”

“yeah.ican’tbemoresure.iloveher.eversincethefirsttimeisawher,i’vebeenfallinglovewithher.actually,asdaysgoby,iloveherevenmore.look,sheisthesweetestgirli’veeverseen.ifanything,i’mhopelesslyanddesperatelyinlovewithher.”

cindy脸绷紧了，眼珠子在瞪大的眼眶中转了转：

“wow,ok.loudandclear.great.goodforyou,matty!goodforyou.soyouareinlove.doessheloveyouback?”

提这一茬，华诤有点黯然神伤,耸耸肩：

“well,iguessnot.idon’tthinkso.”

伸长手臂拍着表弟的肩膀，cindy慢慢道：

“hey,haveyoueverheardthepoem?”

“whatpoem?”

“’tobewithawomanwhodoesn’tloveyouback,ismorelonelythantobealone’”

为这句话，姐弟俩默哀了几秒钟。华诤想起什么,拍拍桌子道：

“focus!sis.focus!anyway,idon’twanttomakethingsweirdbetweenmeandmygirlfriend.arethereanytips?anythingwouldleadusto```youknow?”

“ok”

cindy摊摊手，笑道：

“youarefamily.technically,youaremylittlebrother.i’myourbigsister.andiloveyou.ido.hence,iwouldhelpyououtwheneveryouneedme.firstofall”

cindy右手从左手心里扳出一个手指头：

“yougottagetaroomforyoutwo.bealone,forgodsake!”

不过，鉴于中美意识上的差异，cindy还是不放心地补充问了一句：

“isyourgirlfriendokwiththat?”

华诤点点头：

“yeah.icanmakethathappen.”

“ok.secondly,thereisastorywhichwouldmakeyourgirlfriendwanttohavesexwithyouvoluntarily.however,yougottastateitright.”

有这么神奇的事？

“whatstory?”

华诤正以空前绝后高涨热忱的态度在学习，大人们就回来了。华珮进门时，远远听到他们两姐弟的话，便喝道：

“思思，你忘记我们之间承诺了？在家不准说中文！”

岑兰笑道：

“是不许说英文吧？”

华珮笑道：

“唉，都被她气糊涂了。是，不准说英文！在家不准说英文！”

岳思思站起来，华诤抓住她的短袖阻止她离开：

“什么故事？”

岳思思为难道：

“对不起，你姑姑不准我说英文。我不知道用中文怎么说，我中文不好，我不会翻译。”